| To a good friend |
[Feb. 21st, 2008|11:45 pm] |
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Normally I try to keep my affairs classy, but after having to spend the entire DAY and too much money cleaning my car due to it being not only egged, but also oreo-ed, peanut butter-ed, and much more, you know what I say? I say class is not priority.
Manny Santos, your boyfriend and I have a lot of sex... and I mean a lot. We've had sex in his apartment, my apartment, my car, his car, in a public restroom, in a private restroom, and even at Jay's office when I visited him at work. Most of those places were multiple times, of course. Jay told me that I was the most limber girl that he had been with. We even had sex after we left the courthouse when we had our marriage annulled. We don't just get drunk and hook up, either. He's even come over to my apartment in the middle of the day between clients and posed as my boyfriend if he hadn't left by the time they got there. Jay tells me that I'm cute, that I'm hot, sexy... you get the idea. I guess the whole "praying mantis" thing doesn't bother him that much. In fact, one time, we even had sex while your television show was on. It was pretty amazing, too. Even in this last fight that you had, Jay couldn't wait to get in touch with me as soon as he could so that we could get it on.
But I wish the best for you and Jay because you're really, really going to need the well-wishing. Your relationship is a really shitty one. That's why I have no real problem with sleeping with your boyfriend; I know that you will never last. And in fact, in the next fight that you guys have -- oh, probably within the next 3.2 seconds -- I'll be right there on the other end of the phone, ready to fuck him all over again... and pretty much every time after that. You won't be lacking my presence in your world any time soon, Manny Santos.
And by the way, I'm kind of surprised that you wasted all of that junk food on my car. It looks like you put it to pretty good use yourself. |
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Sooo....
How about that weather?
Ummm, it's probably the same as where you are! ;)
You know, most girls wouldn't be proud to announce to the world that they're fucking someone else's boyfriend..keep in mind that thats ALL you're doing. He's just fucking you because he's a jerk. He actually cares to try to be with Manny. You are just the dirty little secret (Well..not so secret now...)and 15 minutes from now Jay won't even remember your name. But if you wanna go and be a dirty whore, go ahead! More power to you! If it makes you happy :) Just make sure you go get tested! :) Use protection while making a connection! Oh and BTW that last comment you made about Manny? Funny. Jealousy isn't cute sweetie.
Yeah, I'm quite aware that it's all about the sex with Jay. You must not understand that I get just as much out of my very sexual relationship with Jay as he does. And you may say that in fifteen minutes he won't remember my name, but it's more likely that in fifteen minutes, he'll be screaming it.
And if you want to call that comment jealousy, that's, uhh, fine, but I think your opinion is pretty illogical, haha.
Wow, your Mother must not have given you very much attention as a child did she? It's so sad, you searching for attention in all the wrong places. You know, maybe you should consider going to a psychiatrist so he can figure out why you're such a dirty slut. However, I don't think he'll be able to figure out why you're such a jealous, ugly bitch.
Well, while your "advice" of going to see a psychiatrist does seem mighty helpful, I don't think that I'm going to take it since it was strung between insults. However, I will say that I had higher hopes in you, Emma. I thought that you would understand a woman's right to choose her lover and be overtly sexual without being judged!
I might not be one to talk, but this is really low.
Really low is me having to waste my one day off this week scrubbing my car clean... in the freezing Toronto winter.
Uhh, okay, a prank is totally worth bashing her over? After reading about stuff I really didn't need to know I'm guessing you already needed to clean your car anyway.
Our bashing relationship goes both ways. If she can trash me, then I should be able to trash her too. That's the way that a relationship works, after all. You give and take.
YOU had sex and married MY boyfriend. I'm pretty sure I had a right to "bash" you. Classy entry, though.
In a public restroom? That doesn't seem very sanitary... | |
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